Hey gang.
Let's make this page happen.
I've got jokes:
Knock, knock....
Come in!
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino.
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
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Why did the cat cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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Three blondes were hiking and came across some tracks. The first one says, "Look! Rabbit tracks!" The second one says, "No, they're too big to be rabbit. I think they're moose tracks!" The third one got hit by the train.
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I've got riddles:
What's another word for thesaurus?
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Alive without breath,
As cold as death.
Never thirsty, ever drinking;
All in mail, never clinking.
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What's so special about the following sentence?
Madam, I am Adam.
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What English word is pronounced the same even if you remove 80% of its letters?
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I've got good movie quotes (emphasis on good movie):
"...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl. And when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad. And when there was no crawdad, we ate sand."
"You ate what?"
"We ate sand."
"You ate sand?"
"We ate sand."
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"Oh, Dennis! There's some lovely filth over here!"
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"How does the war go?"
"Which war?"
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"Over? Did you say, 'Over'? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no! And it's not over now!"
...what've you got?