Here lies 5th period...
If you're reading this it's too late...But it's not too late for...(dramatic pause) DEEZ NOTES!!!
To our young successors we leave these as our last will and testiments,
She hates "you" (wink, wink). Respect the floor. Dont be afraid to speak first; she dislikes us all equally, but if you join Zumba, she MIGHT hate you slightly less. Don't touch the paper without permission. Time is definite, regardless of whether or not you wrote your name, so don't forget to bring a watch to class. Don't ever ask about grades, use Home Access.Shes probably not being saracstic, and neither are we. (Dont be offended)Never throw projectiles and dont eat or drink her class. Don't overthink think the work becasue the best way to understand is to try your best. Chun Chun *finger bend* really hurts but be patient and dont give up. Dont be afraid to contact Mrs. Hernandez she will respond immediately and she answers Facetime calls. Mrs. Hernandez will take everything you have including but not limited to: headphones, gum, phones, energy and sleep. Just take it day by day.
P.S. Under no circumstances, shall you EVER touch Mrs. Hernandez. If she has on her bookbag, ignore it. Do not ask her anything. And finally, dont believe any field trip for Mrs. Hernandez is a real field trip. You will end up in the copy room.
"All things can be done through Mrs. Hernandez, who strengthens me."