A reader of Attitude Digest wrote in about having a positive attitude. Pretend you work for Attitude Digest, respond in such a way that would change this persons' ATTITUDE!
Dear Attitude Digest,
I tried having a positive attitude and it didn't work at all. In fact, I still had more crap happen to me! I don't really think having a positive attitude makes a difference. If bad stuff is still going to happen, what's the point?
Sr. Pessimist (I'm withholding my real name!)