Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

Because she was in the non-friction section!

Why did the vampire check out a drawing book?

He wanted to learn how to draw blood!

Why was the T-Rex afraid to go to the library?

Because her books were 60 million years overdue!

Why does the elephant use his trunk as a bookmark?

That way he always nose where he stopped reading!

Why is the library book you're trying to find always in the last place you looked?

Because once you find it, you stop looking!

What building has the most stories?

The library, of course!

What do kids and books have inside their bodies to keep them all together?

A Spine!

Why did the frog leave the library with a book?

Because he needed to readit-readit-readit!