Joke of the Week
Why are penguins afraid of Britain?
Because of Wales. By: Joe/Club Penguin
Why don't elephants play in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs. By:Jacob
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly! By: Colin
What do you call food that runs very fast?
Fast food.By:Usman
What did the viper do when he was sick?
He viped his nose.By: Usman
What animal should you never believe?
A Lion. By: Josh
What kind of cheese don't you have?
Na-cho Cheese By:Jacob
What did the cow say when you were in its way?
Moooooooooove!!! by: Jake
Why did the boy cry when someone sneezed?
Because he was afraid the boogie monster would get him by: Jake
Why did tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh! by: Jake
What do you call a script for a scary movie?
A screamplay! by: Usman
What's a ghost's favorite animal?
A whale! by: Josh
What do you call a Graphic Tale?
A gory story! By: ?
TOUNGUE TWISTERS
Peter Piper Picked a pile of peppers by.: Jake
Sandy sells sea shells by the sea shore by.: Jake
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, so was Fuzzy Wuzzy really fuzzy fuzzy was he? by: Jake
How much can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? By: Jake
