Kids say the darndest things! Watch this space for some of them!
STUDENT: I was up until 11:00 last night because I had to finish two of the
spelling activities that I didn't do.
TEACHER: [sigh]
STUDENT: I know...I'm a big procrastinator.
TEACHER: What are you eating?
STUDENT: My nails.
TEACHER: Please put the date in the upper right corner of your paper.
STUDENT: Do we have to write the whole thing or can we just write the
aggravation?