Frequently Asked Questions: This page contains answers to common questions of students and parents.

1. IS MR. ZOELLNER THE TEACHER FROM THE BLACK LAGOON?
2. HOW LONG HAS MR. ZOELLNER BEEN TEACHING?
3. HAS ANYONE EVER PASSED MR. ZOELLNER'S CLASS?
4. HOW DO YOU OPEN A COMBINATION LOCK?
5. Why is Mr. Zoellner a Packer fan?
6. Why is Mr. Zoellner a Michigan Wolverine Fan?
7. Why does Mr. Zoellner love cats so much?
8. Why does Mr. Zoellner teach math?

IS MR. ZOELLNER THE TEACHER FROM THE BLACK LAGOON?

NO, THEY CANNOT PROVE THIS !!!!   YET!

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HOW LONG HAS MR. ZOELLNER BEEN TEACHING?

THIS WILL BE HIS 19TH YEAR!

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HAS ANYONE EVER PASSED MR. ZOELLNER'S CLASS?

YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO PASS - WE HAVE A 100% SUCCESS RATE!

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HOW DO YOU OPEN A COMBINATION LOCK?

TO OPEN A COMBINATION LOCK

TURN RIGHT  TWO OR MORE WHOLE TURNS AND STOP AT YOUR FIRST NUMBER.

TURN LEFT  ONE WHOLE TURN PAST YOUR FIRST NUMBER AND STOP AT YOUR SECOND 
NUMBER.

TURN RIGHT  AND STOP AT YOUR THIRD NUMBER AND THEN PULL THE SHACKLE OPEN.

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Why is Mr. Zoellner a Packer fan?

I was born in Cheese land.  New London, WI at the same hospital as Mrs. Von 
Eschen the Kindergarten teacher at BLS.

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Why is Mr. Zoellner a Michigan Wolverine Fan?

I grew up in Michigan from 4th grade to 1st year of college.

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Why does Mr. Zoellner love cats so much?

Because they taste just like chicken.

Just kidding ;-)))  

Sorry cat lovers.

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Why does Mr. Zoellner teach math?

Because 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.

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