1. When did Mr. Mag start losing his hair?
2. When will the chess tourneys be played?
3. What should the kids do during Christmas break?
4. Who do you call when you break your toe?
5. Why was Mr. Broom so tired?
6. Why does Mr. Mag have a problem with squirrels?
7. Why does Mr. Mag wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

When did Mr. Mag start losing his hair?

Next year.

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When will the chess tourneys be played?

We will have the first tourney in January.  We will have the second tourney 
in May.

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What should the kids do during Christmas break?

Other than celebrate the holidays, two words say it all:  READING COUNTS!!!!!

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Who do you call when you break your toe?

The TOE truck!

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Why was Mr. Broom so tired?

He didn't get enough SWEEP last night!

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Why does Mr. Mag have a problem with squirrels?

That's a long (and fairly entertaining) story.  Ask me about it in person 
sometime, and we'll talk.

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Why does Mr. Mag wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Well, since I'm a tough old coot, it obviously has nothing to do with 
covering up a few tears.  Maybe I just like the way they make me look 
cool!

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