Frequently Asked Questions: This page contains answers to common questions of students and parents.
IS MR. ZOELLNER THE TEACHER FROM THE BLACK LAGOON?
NO, THEY CANNOT PROVE THIS !!!! YET!Back to Top
HOW LONG HAS MR. ZOELLNER BEEN TEACHING?
THIS WILL BE HIS 19TH YEAR!Back to Top
HAS ANYONE EVER PASSED MR. ZOELLNER'S CLASS?
YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO PASS - WE HAVE A 100% SUCCESS RATE!Back to Top
HOW DO YOU OPEN A COMBINATION LOCK?
TO OPEN A COMBINATION LOCK TURN RIGHT TWO OR MORE WHOLE TURNS AND STOP AT YOUR FIRST NUMBER. TURN LEFT ONE WHOLE TURN PAST YOUR FIRST NUMBER AND STOP AT YOUR SECOND NUMBER. TURN RIGHT AND STOP AT YOUR THIRD NUMBER AND THEN PULL THE SHACKLE OPEN.Back to Top
Why is Mr. Zoellner a Packer fan?
I was born in Cheese land. New London, WI at the same hospital as Mrs. Von Eschen the Kindergarten teacher at BLS.Back to Top
Why is Mr. Zoellner a Michigan Wolverine Fan?
I grew up in Michigan from 4th grade to 1st year of college.Back to Top
Why does Mr. Zoellner love cats so much?
Because they taste just like chicken. Just kidding ;-))) Sorry cat lovers.Back to Top
Why does Mr. Zoellner teach math?
Because 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.Back to Top