Fun 'Facts'

How do you get a guitarist to turn down his amp?
Who are the players in a string quartet?
Why did the violist hang her instrument from the rear view mirror of her car?
Why are violins smaller than violas?
Why are a violinist's fingers like lightning?
What's the definition of a minor second?
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car?
What's the difference between violists and terrorists?
How does a soprano change a lightbulb?
How many altos does it take to change a lightbulb?

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 How do you get a guitarist to turn down his amp?
Put sheet music in front of him & tell him to sight read.
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 Who are the players in a string quartet?
1 good violinist, 1 bad violinist, 1 former violinist and someone who hates
the violin completely.
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 Why did the violist hang her instrument from the rear view mirror of her car?
so she could park in the handicapped space.
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 Why are violins smaller than violas?
They really are the same size, but the violinists' heads are bigger.
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 Why are a violinist's fingers like lightning?
they rarely strike the same place twice
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 What's the definition of a minor second?
Two oboists playing unison.
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 How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car?
take the Domino's sign off the roof.
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 What's the difference between violists and terrorists?
Terrorists have sympathizers.
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 How does a soprano change a lightbulb?
She just holds on and the world revolves around her.
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 How many altos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None; they can't get up that high.
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