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Visit the TeacherWeb® videos to learn about the features, modifications, and customizations available on your website. Click here to learn more. Science Haiku small medium large Something extra special from Tommy Cummins Mr. S S- Science, Mr. Science T- Terrific teaching star R- Resepcting the laws of science I- Inconceivably scientifically smart P- Periodic table master P- Policing the scientific world O- Omnipotent god of science L- Loving and compassionate I- Inspiring Starbucks driver ______________________________________________________________ The latest additions at the end of the 2006 school year, mostly from graduating seniors taking physics are tributes to Mr. S. (thanks :)) There are a few from chem students. Acids and bases Autoionization Power of pH Dear Dr. Goodstein, Your voice is that of angels Let's make a rock group Outside Hoboken A boy genius tie dyes shirts Jersey remembers Is that lad Albert? No, a physicist indeed It is Striiippoli! Dawn breaks in La Luz Strippoli shaves his head bald He's such a poser! Chemistry and cheese delicious combination mmm, mmm, that's damn good! Mr. Striiippoli better beer from your barrels yeast ferments on top. ____________________________________________________________________________ New Haiku.. 2006 From Chemistry haiku master Sam Braun Mr. Strippoli Master of the lab Teach us chemistry Chemistry class Dangerous chemicals Wear eye protection Burned my finger! Spilled chemicals on me! Washing station now! --------------------------------- Referring to the morning temperatures in our classroom from Kym Woolam... I am very cold I don't know what to do now Turn up the heat, wow! --------------------------------- From an anonymous female in E block... When in doubt, find moles That is what Strippoli says. Yeah for molar mass! Stoichiometry Mass to moles and moles to mass, Amazing learning! Mr. Strippoli you grace us with your knowledge chem class is delight! _______________________________________________ The Haiku's below are written on the spot, courtesy of Dominic Riccobene, Kate Levy, Mikey Rempen and others. There are a few chemistry additions. Scroll to the very bottom for the latest entries. NEW... Dominic Ricobene returns... scroll down to see his latest "college level" haiku. Monday, Jan. 31 (Mikey) Energy and work Moose for the next thirty-five miles Lead us, Mr. S! Thursday, Dec. 16 Go bungee jump go! We hurl action figures Please do not hurt them. Tuesday, Dec. 14 (after an impulse-momentum lab) The lab will not work The graphs are unreadable Please help, science man Monday, Dec. 6 (physics- Kate Levy) Oh, mass on the move. Newton's laws are everywhere Don Strip loves physics! Conserve momentum Big trains destroy puny men We love Bill's bow tie! Monday, Nov. 22 (physics- Dominic Ricobene) Hoopie problem sets Knock on my groovy headbone Stop it daddio! Monday, October 25 (physics class) Soccer balls fly up Skimming the blue, blue heaven, They reach their apex. Nov. 3, 2004 Nick is always wrong. Nick is no friend of physics Newton still loves him. Nov. 8, 2004 An object at rest, Will stay at rest, Mr. S. But how can that be? Nov. 10, 2004 I like Logger Pro, It helps me with my physics. Hear it make noises! I piss off a cliff What is the velocity? Please look out below... Kate doesn't get it How can she get the answer? It doesn't make sense Too many atoms In this physics class today How will we survive? From Chemistry student (October 2004) In Chemistry class We learn too much science stuff I want explosions! -Justin Hertel (with help from Emily Robinson) Acids and bases! Experiments with pH Kill the aliens! April 14th 2005, Scott Rivera (you had to be there to understand this one) March 28, 2006 By Dominic Riccobene... Physics on the brain: Pancake, Screws, Lipton Iced Tea. Projectile motion. Or, would you like to view and optionally restore one of these previous versions? Password: Forgot your password?

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