The Joke of the Day for Our Comical Critters

December 2009
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Monday
Q: What is the name of Santa's dog? A: Santa "Paws"
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Tuesday
Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas? A: "Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells"
9
Wednesday
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: "Frosted" Flakes
10
Thursday
Q: What do you call Santa when he doesn't move? A: Santa "Pause"
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Friday
Q: What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A: a "pine"apple