VALENTINE JOKES

What did the letter say to the stamp? You send me.

What did the stamp say to the envelope? I'm stuck on you.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.

What is a ram's favorite song? I only have eyes for ewe, Dear

What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean? One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.

If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her? Antelope.

What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!

What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day? I Love Ewe!

What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you a whole watt!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? I love you a ton!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? I'm sweet on you!