Hi, hi, hi. Sam here.
Well pals, how was your two no school days? (Mom calls 'em the 'weak
end') Why are they weak? Doos that mean you are too tired to go to school so
you are weak? People words beed comfuzin. Anyways, it was so nice and warm
on SunnyDay Sunday! I plopped down so the sun could get my black coat tosty
and warm. I gots extra walkies and had good sniffs inna leafs. Oakleigh and
mees smelled some of them black and white kitties that Mom won't let us play
wif. Mom will no let us outta the house when she sees them. One of them
striped kittys sprayed stinky on Lucy, our BFF dogger next door. That was
one Bad Kitty! Lucy had to take a baf wif tomato juice. ICK! I do no like
a reglar baf - I can no think why her Dad would gib her a baf in juice. She
still had stinky head but we were too polite to tell her. It might make her
feel bad and sad in her heart and I think she is still bery pretty eben if
she has stinky furs. Hmmmm. What kinda kitty wif black and white stripes
would doos that? Let me know if you know the answer.
Woofs to you!
Your pal,
Sam - who wishes he could get tasty morsels by likkin the computer screen.
Hello friends,
Sam is off having an extra treat bucause he let me use the computer this
afternoon. I have been thinking about what to say to the new class that Mom
has. I decided to tell you to love your pets, even if they are cats, because
God has given them to you to love. They love you back too. Give them plenty
of smoochies and belly rubs and ear scritchies and they will be calm and not
bite.
I know that you know the Belly Button song. When Mom sings it to me,
(just me, not Sam)I do the fastest roll over and I get my tummy rubbed so
nice. I think you should teach your pet the Belly Button song too.
Dear friends, I have to go now and bark at the loud birdies who live in
the bamboo hedge by the back porch. They are keeping Sam awake, and when he
is awake he bothers me to get the computer back.
Be good and e-mail us back!
Have a wonderful day,
Oakleigh Homa