My friends and I always use fruit instead of chips when we play poker. Last week I won with two pear.

Shore, you can go to the beach.

The city planner who was hired to design Washington D.C. capitalized on the country.

Looking at this chocolate map of Eastern Europe makes me Hungary.

Napoleon placed a chess piece back on the board that had already been captured. Everyone knows that you can’t use expired coup pawns.

The clumsy student tripped over his feet in the dark room. I don't think that he was very bright.

No, I don't care to buy the internet application. I'm just a browser.

If you drop a computer on your foot, it megahertz.

If computer labs had grass floors, someone would have to mowdem.

Oh no! My calculator won't stop graphing this function. Where's the stop sine?

Calculating the distance traveled was an integral part of our plan.