10. Lab coats and goggles – practical yet stylish.

9.  Drag racing an electric go-cart.... 

8.  I get to practice stop, drop, and roll in faculty meetings.

7.  The Van De Graff machine!  Need I say more?!?

6.  All those chemicals smell good.

5.  You get to strap a raw egg to a rocket in the name of Physics!

4.  I get to spin students on a Hovercraft until they puke!

3.   I get to watch the same episode of Mythbusters 4 times a day!

2.   Big explosions are cool!

1.   I’m shaping the minds of our youth (this could be good or bad– I’ll know for sure in 10 years)!