Mr. McCarroll

Things I heard Mr. McCarroll say:

Calculators are notorious liars! Never trust 'em.
Who cares? (only when the choices that I give you really don't matter)
Math is easy. 2 plus 2 equals 4 and always will. English is hard! "I before E except after C and then in some other cases when is isn't." Now, just how am I supposed to learn to spell with rules like that?
P.S. The british government now agrees with Mr. McCarroll.
Every teacher in high school thinks that their class is the most important; that you should do their homework first and then work on others. If you don't have time to get it all in, then skip doing homework from another class. However, ~~math~~ engineering and science teachers are the only ones who are correct in making that statement.
Student: "Is that true?"
Mr. McCarroll: "No, but why let a little truth get in the way of a good story."
It's EASY! (repeat as necessary)

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McCarroll-isms