Mrs. Hampton and Mrs. Rendon's Class

 Jokes and Riddles!

Why didn`t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Why was the math book sad?
What is the hardest thing about skydiving?
Why did the ocean roar?
Why do people love bananas?

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 Why didn`t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents.  - From Woody
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 Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems. - From Woody
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 What is the hardest thing about skydiving?
The ground!
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 Why did the ocean roar?
You would to if you had lobsters in your bed!!
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 Why do people love bananas?
Because they are so A-PEELING!
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