How To Catch A Wild Turkey

How To Catch A Wild Turkey!!!!

First I would take a thick rope and do a loop.  Next I would go to a store and buy turkey food and go to the wild.  Then I would wait in a tree until a turkey comes.  I would then come down to the ground and put the loop around the turkey’s neck.  After that I would bring the turkey home.  I would put it in a pen because if I left it outside it would run away.  Finally I would bring it inside.  My mom would bake it for Thanksgiving.  That’s how I would catch a wild turkey.  How would you catch a wild turkey?

If I want to catch a wild turkey this is what I will do.  First, I would go to a supply shop and get 100 rubber bands.  Next I would make a rubber band thrower.  I would add a camera to it so I can see where the turkey is going.  The rubber bands can shoot in all directions.  Then I will make glasses to see the exact same thing the car sees.  After that I would make a seed blower and make an aiming system to see where I am blasting the seeds.  Finally I will wait for the turkey to come.  Once it comes I will let the camera car out of the tree and make it land in one of the bushes and I will hit the button that makes the seeds blow out.  When the turkey comes I’ll make the camera car move toward the turkey.  I’ll press a button on my remote that makes the rubber bands fly out.  It will catch the turkey.  When I catch it I will bring it home to show my family.  I’ll take the turkey to its home and I’ll release the fine looking turkey.

Do you need a turkey?  Here is how to get one:  First I would get a cage and a very long sturdy rope from the hardware store.  Next I would tie the rope to the door of the cage.  Then I would find a place to put the trap and set the cage on the ground with the door facing down.  After that I would add bait.  Finally I would get up in a tree with the rope and wait for a turkey.  When he came, I would pull on the rope and the door would close.  How would you catch a wild turkey?

First, I would go to the zoo and ask them what do turkeys eat and where to get it.  Then, I would get the turkey food from the store.  Then, I would go to Build-A-Bear Workshop and get something that would make the turkey come.  And then, I would get a net and my dad to carry a gun.  After that, I would go in the woods with my dad.  Last, I would dig a big hole and put leaves and sticks in it and I would put the food on it and press the button that I got from Build-A-Bear Workshop.  Last, but not least, the turkey would fall in and my dad would shoot the turkey and I would scoop the turkey up with my net and cook it.  Turkey for everybody!  How would you catch a turkey?  Happy Thanksgiving!

If I want to catch a wild turkey this is what I would do . . . first I would go to the store and buy a net, turkey food, and a cage.  Next, I would go to my house and get three gallons of water and a shovel.  Then I would go into the woods and dig a big hole and put the water in the hole.  After that, I would climb a nearby tree and wait for a turkey.  Then, I would take off some leaves and sticks from the tree.  Then, when the turkey came, I would throw the sticks and leaves and knock the turkey into the hole and bring her home for Thanksgiving dinner.  Finally, we got to eat.  The End!

If I want to catch a wild turkey I would buy turkey food, 5 pieces of string and 10 boxes.  Then I would go out in the woods and put the turkey food by a cave. Next I would use 5 of the boxes to make a fake turkey.  After that I would use 1 box to make a fake gun.  Then I would use 1 box to make a fake bullet.  After that I would put a lot of string in the fake bullet.  Then I would put a lot of string around the fake turkey.  Next I would make turkey sounds.  Then I would shoot the fake bullet at the fake turkey.  A real turkey would come to save it.  A string would come flying toward the real turkey.  The real turkey got cought but the string was so little we had turkey meatballs instead.  Finally we went to bed.

If I were to catch a wild turkey . . . First, I’d get a crane, a turkey piñata and a shovel.  Then I’d go into the woods and dig a hole where I’d place the piñata.  Next I’d hide the crane behind a tree.  After that a turkey would come waddling by.  Then it would see the piñata and walk into the hole.  It wouldn’t be able to get out, so I’d lower the hook, pick up the turkey and head home.  Finally, I’d let the turkey stay over for Thanksgiving dinner.

To catch a wild turkey first I would buy food that turkeys like and a rope.  Next I would put some of the food on the ground so the turkey would come to me.  I’d save the rest for making him plump.  Then I’ll climb up a tree and make the rope into a lasso.  After that when I see the turkey I’ll throw the rope and catch him.  Finally, I would feed him the rest of the food.  How would you catch a turkey?

If I want to catch a wild turkey this is what I would do.  First I would go to a store and get some ice and a net.  Then I would go into the wild and look for a turkey.  “I found a turkey.”  I finally dropped the ice on the turkey.  Then the turkey was frozen -  instead of planning turkey I had turkey Popsicle!  That’s how I would catch a wild turkey.

This is how I would catch a turkey.  First, I would take some binoculars and hide in a tree.  Next when I saw a turkey I would find a piece of rope and throw it down at the turkey.  Then I would bring it to my house.  After that I would cook it and eat it.  How would you catch a wild turkey?

 If I want to catch a wild Turkey, I would hide behind the tree at the farm and make turkey sounds.  When it comes, I will jump out catch that turkey.  I will walk home with the turkey and put it in the cage.  I was so hungry, I finally ate the Turkey.  The End.

If I want to catch a wild turkey . . .  first, I want to catch a turkey.  I went to a store and I got a string.  Next, I put a knot in the string and wrapped the string around a top of a tree and I went to . . .

If I want to catch a wild turkey first I would get a box some string and a big stick.  Then I would tie the string to the sticks stand the box up with the stick.  Then I would hide behind a tree.  Last I would wait for the turkey when it went under the box I would pull the string and the “boom!” the trap would close we would take it inside and cook it for diner.  The end.

If I want to catch a wild turkey first I would get a box some string and a big stick.  Then I would tie the string to the sticks stand the box up with the stick.  Then I would hide behind a tree.  Last I would wait for the turkey when it went under the box I would pull the string and the “boom!” the trap would close we would take it inside and cook it for diner.  The end.

First I would go to the store and get a wild turkey whistle and a net.  Next, use dirt and leaves to cover the hole.  Then I would use the whistle to call the turkey and the turkey would fall in.  After that the net would come down on the turkey and I would carry it home.  Last we will have our feast of turkey and turkey push pops.

First, I will make a trap.  Next I will put the turkey food on the trap.  Then I will wait for a turkey to pass.  Last, while the turkey is eating lunch I will pull the rope and catch the turkey.

If I want to catch a wild turkey this is what I would do.  First I would go to my cottage and get my grandpa’s old guns.  Then I would ride my bike to a corn field.  Next I would hide in the field, and make gobbling noises.  Once the turkey came to me I would shoot the gun.  After that I would ride my bike back to my cottage and have that turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.  The End!!

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