Hello, Friends...
I just wrote this LOOOOOONG bloggy thing for you and I don't know what happened! I erased it! Does this ever happen to you?
I'm too hot to sit here and re-type everything. I'm sweating. My paws are sliding off the keys.
Sigh. I wanted to thank you all for reading my "bloggies". It's nice to know how much you care about me. My Mom (yes, I know I have been referring to her as my "Owner" but, let's face it, NO ONE OWNS A CAT. I read that on a T-Shirt somewhere) mentioned that I should probably thank you all for humoring me and reading my musings. And for listening to me complain.
(I'm still upset about Scotland.)
Why are you inside on the COMPUTER, silly children? It's a lovely, lovely day out there. I have an excuse for being inside... I am a house cat! According to the nice black and white neighbor cat who comes over to talk to me through the screen window in Mom's front room, I should be happy that I am a house cat because HE has fleas... again. And he further said that I should be eternally grateful to my mom for keeping me indoors because if I don't get fleas, I won't get THE FLEA BATH (Neighbor cat knows how much I detest water). Um... what are fleas?
Anyhoo- as I am writing, my mom is cleaning out my litterbox and singing... she sings a LOT. I think she's happy. Does she ever sing for you? She makes up songs with my name in it. She makes me laugh. Last night we played with my jingly bell for like 43 minutes and we were both laughing so hard that we just had to stop and roll in the middle of the living room rug! I was running around chasing that teeny little silver jingly thingy as if my legs were going to fall off! I tripped a few times and I crashed into some furniture... I ran up the couch, lost my bearings and ended up diving OVER the back of the couch and fell on my face. I'm like a STUNTMAN...
I got so tired I fell asleep right on Mom's book. When I woke up, she was doing Yoga stretches so I joined her. She's right... I do feel better after some nice stretching and breathing. Does she ever do stretching and breathing with you, friends?
Well, I hope you are enjoying your summer. I hope you are enjoying picnics with hot dogs and hamboogers (did I spell that correctly?) and watermelon. I hope you are swimming, though I swear, I will NEVER understand why humans enjoy being WET and MOVING around in the water. I'd rather be napping.
Speaking of which... it's nearly time for me to nap again. I'm on a schedule.
I wish you much love, respect, kindness, snacks and naps.
Your friend,
Killian