- How do crazy people go through the forest?
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
- How do you make a tissue dance?
- Where do bees go to the bathroom?
- What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
- What has four legs but can't walk?
- Why did the turtle cross the road?
- What did the ground say to the earthquake?
- Why did the elephant eat the candle?
- Why is the letter "G" scary?
- What has 4 eyes but no face?
- What did the spider do on the computer?
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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
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How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it!
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
Odor in the court.
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What has four legs but can't walk?
A table!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station!
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What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!
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Why did the elephant eat the candle?
He wanted a light snack!
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Why is the letter "G" scary?
It turns a host into a ghost
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What has 4 eyes but no face?
Mississippi!
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What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!