Ms. Nitka

 NEW Jokes!!!

How do crazy people go through the forest?
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
What has four legs but can't walk?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why is the letter "G" scary?
What has  4 eyes but no face?
What did the spider do on the computer?

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 How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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 What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
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 How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it!
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 Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
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 What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
Odor in the court.
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 What has four legs but can't walk?
A table!
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 Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station!
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 What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!
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 Why did the elephant eat the candle?
He wanted a light snack!
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 Why is the letter "G" scary?
It turns a host into a ghost
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 What has  4 eyes but no face?
Mississippi!
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 What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
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